Carolina KAaron Paz

Sorry, been a little busy and haven't had a chance to blog much, but if you haven't seen it yet - go to Javier Aaron Paz's Facebook page and watch him go full-on late-40's-suburban-white-Soccer-mom-swing-bob-bleach-blonde-Karen at the Carolina Center the other day when I was putting up a couple of signs. 

Seriously, it is some funny shit. He is huffing and puffing, stomping and pretty close to crying. He was so angry his hands were shaking. 

He pulls his phone out to record everything and everyone. He think it intimidates people. Its the classic weapon of choice for Karen's across the land when they are bothered by even the most basic things. 

Its even a meme. 

So to give you the thumbnail of it all, I was putting up a couple of signs at Carolina the other day and Iliana Holguin has rented a mobile advertising truck with a big picture of her face and logo on it and parked it there. 

The signs I have are ridiculously heavy because of El Paso winds. I was just off-loading them from a truck but I saw KAaron Paz make a beeline over with his phone so I knew it was gonna be fun. 

Now mind you - its a huge-ass billboard truck that costs thousands of dollars to rent. But as much as KAaron wants people to think that Iliana's campaign is funded by a group of abuelitas selling enchiladas to raise money for her, almost all of Holguin's cash is special interest money. When the reports come out, I'll break it down for you to quash K-Aaron's little narrative. 

Anywho, KAaron is huffing and puffing, turning beat read and stomping his feet because he thought a few card board cut-outs were going to block that huge billboard sign. It was just the most ridiculous reaction I have ever seen. He was shaking so bad that the footage looks like outtakes from the Blair Witch Project. I saw one person comment that it looked like it was being filmed by Michael J. Fox. 

He wanted a scene, he was trying to antagonize, and the more I ignored him the more Carolina KAaron got upset. If I wasn't wearing a mask, you could've seen how much I was getting a kick out of him getting mad. He threw every thing he could at me, every school hard insult (he's a teacher on the westside so he has experience), basically everything he could possibly do to get a reaction from me. 

It was hilarious. I think he was gonna cry. 

The funny thing is that he kept babbling on about dirty politics because of where I was unloading signs. He kept speaking about how Iliana told him to not engage and stay above the fray blah blah blah...and he was basically trying to sell the idea that they were innocent and the big bad Perez campaign was picking on them because he thought I was going to block her sign. A small card board cut-out was somehow going to block out her giant truck....

Anywho KAaron Paz...while acting like they are the saintly righteous do-gooder campaign...apparently was so far into being a KAaron, that he doesn't know that Iliana's big truck signs - the one he was losing his shit about - are in fact....

...wait for it....

ILLEGAL!!!!!

Thats right, you can't have those signs within the city limits of El Paso. You'd think the lawyer would've researched that. And now she undoubtedly knows it is. She'll likely get cited for it. 

Now these are the same people that make a big deal over fucking traffic tickets...and now they are using a mobile billboard that they now have knowledge is illegal. 

You think for one second the Holguin's are gonna comply with the law? Hell no. They are going to willfully and knowingly break the law and continue using the mobile billboards. 

Can you imagine how bad KAaron is reacting to that revelation now?

I heard Kenneth Bell said he'd come over next time. Y'all remember him right, the newly elected SDEC. I guess that position already went to his head and Kenneth Bell thinks he's somehow intimidating? I don't know why he thinks that, but by all means Kenneth, come on down and visit the valley, we'd love to have you. 

Anywho, when Karen's break out their phones its always funny, and I'm a big boy (as many of you are fond of point out) and I can take care of myself. I've been through a whole lot more than KAaron Paz taking video of me or a teacher union boss who hypocritically supports a charter school advocate...

I get it, I'm a magnet for crazy and westside KAarons hate vatos like me. No big deal. 

But KAaron harasses seniors with his little cell-phone adventures. Its one thing to come after me. But there are at least three seniors that he routinely harasses with pulling out his phone and following them around. Mr and Mrs Perez - Vince's parents, and the crossing guard from Bel Air High School. I don't think he knows that he's harassing the school crossing guard, but he's a westsider so that isn't surprising. 

He even does it to the people that go and put up Vince's signs at the polling places in the mornings. Its the silliest and most pointless thing to watch him get all worked up over basic little stuff but it is also funny as hell. 

KAaron will likely get more and more worked up about smaller and smaller things as the election goes on and he will probably eventually completely lose his mind and end up in the fetal position crying.

And if he does, hell maybe I will Facebook live it. Something tells me he's really gonna lose it today or tomorrow...