"Conservative Anthony" Finance Report

Controversial extremist candidate for El Paso's 16th congressional district on the Republican side, Pedro Anthony Aguero, who goes by the fake name of "Conservative Anthony" finally filed a financial report.

And man is that guy doing his best to channel his inner Trump.

We'll get to that in a minute.

But the guy who has be railing against so-called corruption and been calling for transparency hasn't been filing reports as required by law. Although he recently has and now its pretty clear why he hasn't been filing reports - his are pretty terrible.

So after reading his report, I'm guessing that when he says he's a conservative he does't mean a fiscal conservative. Because that vato is in the red a madre.

I don't recall the last time I saw a federal candidate with any credibility that was running a deficit on his campaign fundraising. Oh, I know why...because you're not allowed to have a deficit as a candidate at the federal level!

Imagine that, the candidate with the longest rap sheet this side of DMX is not complying with federal campaign finance rules.

Shocker.

Anywho, my favorite part of the report is the part where Conservative Anthony, Mr. Make America Great Again underroos himself, is REALLY as fake as Trump.

If you recall, a lot of the MAGA gear is made in another country.

Well Conservative Anthony, the guy who loves America so much and hunts down immigrants gets his campaign signs from...

...wait for it...

...wait for it...

JUAREZ!

So all this flood of support he was allegedly getting was just a big scam. I'm shocked.

Seriously its a damn shame he's not going to make it out of that primary, but it damn sure would be nice to have that guy representing the Republicans in November. I would have a field day with him.