The Carlos Sierra Election

This election season more than any other is a referendum on Carlos Sierra. He made it a point to talk about how electing Mickey Loweree in the Coronado area and Tom Hicks in the Franklin area and by his own admission, was personal for him.

Well after this election cycle, it'll be hard to see why people would pay that guy to run a campaign. Or even be a part of one tangentially - that people will later have to disavow when it comes out that he's involved. He's completely mismanaged Loweree's campaign - as we say in the valley - a la Madre.

And she apparently loaned herself money to pay for his services.

Other campaigns, take note of Sierra's and the rest of the Legion of Douche's outcomes in this cycle.

The way he handled the whole diploma-work history thing was a desmadre. Straight up amateur hour. Seriously, why do people pay this guy to basically do the exact worst thing you possibly think of?

I mean, you can screw up a campaign for free. Why would you pay Carlos Sierra and the rest of the Legion of Douche to do it for you?

The latest debacle having to do with Loweree's stupid ID post shows just how terribly managed that campaign is. They jumped on social media to show an ID that doesn't in any way shape or form show she was an actual teacher with the district, or paraprofessional for that matter.

Then the very next day there's a story in the Times of teachers that said she was a playground monitor!

So for those of you playing Carlos Sierra / Mickey Loweree Mentira Loteria at home, put your beans over the squares that say - I have certification but I'll show you after the election, the Union is out to get me and lying, I don't want to show you out of principle, and playground monitor ID.

If you have the last square, I got waxed on election night bien gacho, then you should yell "¡buenas!" and come collect your prize, which is a Precious Moments St. Jude ceramic statue.

You know, the Patron Saint of Lost Causes.

My favorite part of Sierra posting the ID card is that he's so inept that he forgot if he was writing in the first person or the third person and when teachers started calling her out about the ID not saying what their ID's say for you know, real teachers, he deleted the comments.

Its comical at this point.

Sierra even posted that douchey ass FB post offering people to show them all he knows about campaigns and his "speciality" in exchange for free labor.

Its like the world's lamest indentured servitude program.

Also, quick side bar. Don't let his mug shot fool you. This guy isn't "thug life", he got his ass whooped at a Journey concert. That is the probably the dumbest sentence I've ever typed.