Stoltz & Ted Cruz...AGAIN!

The funniest thing in the world to me is to see the lengths people will go to for a vote. Remember David Saucedo's boxing commercial. And the time he was dancing?

Or Chente's pachangas...

Or Dora's knock-off pachanga..

Or Norma's dine and booze...

Or a myriad of other examples.

But one of my favorite examples is Eric Stoltz. Stoltz is super liberal. He's even backed Green Party candidates.

To show you just how far candidates will go for votes sometimes, Stoltz's pretty much has one consistent poll sitter. For those of you that don't live in the valley, poll sitting is something of a cultural phenomenon in valley races. It can be best described as in-your-face Democracy. Its the last chance you get to touch a voter before they go in to cast a vote.

Poll sitting in the valley is the stuff of legend! I could write about the stuff I've seen for days.

Anywho, Stoltz's main poll sitter is a big time Ted Cruz supporter. Today he even showed up with a home-made sign that says "Keep Texas Red". Yesterday he was holding a Cruz sign along with this Stoltz sign.

A couple of his friends were mad at me for poking fun at him about it. But for whatever reason, Stoltz seems to attract Cruz supporters.

Here's ANOTHER funny picture about Stoltz and Cruz that just made me laugh my big lower valley ass off.

This yard sign is at the home of Fred Chavez. He's a BIG TIME Republican. He ran as a Democrat for years as the JP for the valley. But once he left office he's been a Republican. He even ran against Commissioner Vince Perez in 2012. He received an epic beatdown at the polls.

He happens to be neighbors to Commissioner Perez and City Rep Claudia Ordaz, Stoltz's opponent. He's also the only guy in the neighborhood that has Ted Cruz signs. Actually, I take that back. I've walked turf throughout the lower valley...he's the ONLY home I've seen with Ted Cruz signs.

He's yet ANOTHER Stoltz supporter that is a Cruz supporter.

Stoltz's dad, much like my own grandfather, is a Republican. Although I can attest with 100% certainty that my grandfather wouldn't recognize this current version of the GOP.

Now before y'all say that maybe Stoltz doesn't know that a hard-core Republican has his sign in his yard - along with the ridiculous idea that he didn't know his main poll sitter is also a Cruz supporter - I witnessed Stoltz personally deliver the sign to Chavez. It was last night around 6:25.

And I find it hilarious.