Kelly Ann Karlsruher
You need the vision of Stevie Wonder to see that David Karlsruher is once again willing to shill for a candidate that he is close to.
This cycle, its Dori Fenenbock. DK is going to try to make a woman who's claim to fame is being a school board trustee embroiled in controversy as some sort of proven leader.
So far, the only thing she's proven is that she doesn't seem to care too much how often the EPISD super isn't at work or what it costs the tax payers for him to not be in the office.
Anywho, he posted a bunch of shit the other day that turned out to be more wrong than a Klansman with dreads. (Saw it on Facebook, hilarious shit).
The first one you know is bullshit is the complete lie he made up about me being Escobar's district director. No one has said that. Ever. Not even joking around. David K lies, its what he does. It was never a plan or a conversation and will never be a plan or a conversation.
But like he clearly writes in his post, he's a sell-out, not me.
The other thing he said that turned out to be a total lie is that Fenenbock would out-raise everyone, even Beto O'Rourke.
As you can see in this article on The Hill, Beto raised a million dollars in the last two months. David K was right about how much Dori earned in her first cycle, with is barely 1/3 what O'Rourke raised in the same cycle. This article is kinda old news. So DK had access to the figure that O'Rourke raised in advance and Dori's number as well and STILL told a lie about it.
But hey, he's basically campaigning on her behalf so what do you expect? He's gonna be Fenenbock's Kelly Ann Conway.
Significant numbers to be sure coming from Fenenbock, but it feeds into the narrative that she plans on buying her congressional seat.
Obviously a number that large has got to be giving Escobar something to think about. And by think about, I mean full-panic mode because $300k is a fuck ton of campaign cash. Buying the seat was always Fenenbock's plan, I mean how else can a less than one-term school board candidate be considered a contender for a congressional seat with basically zero personal investment in this city in terms of public service?
Three-hundred large buys a lot of negative mailers against Escobar about giving herself a raise, the children's hospital and the issue of housing undocumented immigrants locally without adequate recompense from the feds.
Speaking of that issue, the next post will be about another news article relating to the jail contract and some interesting commentary. Stay tuned for that one.
Oh, before I forget - I have it on good authority that David K was seen riding a unicorn eating a Pittle Patty from his favorite food truck in Austin earlier today. Just kidding. Thats a lie, but hell if he can just make shit up, so can I.
This cycle, its Dori Fenenbock. DK is going to try to make a woman who's claim to fame is being a school board trustee embroiled in controversy as some sort of proven leader.
So far, the only thing she's proven is that she doesn't seem to care too much how often the EPISD super isn't at work or what it costs the tax payers for him to not be in the office.
Anywho, he posted a bunch of shit the other day that turned out to be more wrong than a Klansman with dreads. (Saw it on Facebook, hilarious shit).
The first one you know is bullshit is the complete lie he made up about me being Escobar's district director. No one has said that. Ever. Not even joking around. David K lies, its what he does. It was never a plan or a conversation and will never be a plan or a conversation.
But like he clearly writes in his post, he's a sell-out, not me.
The other thing he said that turned out to be a total lie is that Fenenbock would out-raise everyone, even Beto O'Rourke.
As you can see in this article on The Hill, Beto raised a million dollars in the last two months. David K was right about how much Dori earned in her first cycle, with is barely 1/3 what O'Rourke raised in the same cycle. This article is kinda old news. So DK had access to the figure that O'Rourke raised in advance and Dori's number as well and STILL told a lie about it.
But hey, he's basically campaigning on her behalf so what do you expect? He's gonna be Fenenbock's Kelly Ann Conway.
Significant numbers to be sure coming from Fenenbock, but it feeds into the narrative that she plans on buying her congressional seat.
Obviously a number that large has got to be giving Escobar something to think about. And by think about, I mean full-panic mode because $300k is a fuck ton of campaign cash. Buying the seat was always Fenenbock's plan, I mean how else can a less than one-term school board candidate be considered a contender for a congressional seat with basically zero personal investment in this city in terms of public service?
Three-hundred large buys a lot of negative mailers against Escobar about giving herself a raise, the children's hospital and the issue of housing undocumented immigrants locally without adequate recompense from the feds.
Speaking of that issue, the next post will be about another news article relating to the jail contract and some interesting commentary. Stay tuned for that one.
Oh, before I forget - I have it on good authority that David K was seen riding a unicorn eating a Pittle Patty from his favorite food truck in Austin earlier today. Just kidding. Thats a lie, but hell if he can just make shit up, so can I.
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