Fenenbock's Fix

I love high stakes elections because every appears to completely lose their shit during campaigns. So here is what you are going to see people say over the next few months:

1. Despite the fact that I have been the only person critical of Escobar on a policy matter (which I am about to get even more critical of her about because I am almost done with my "deep dive" on the issue) - everyone else is just critical of her for stupid personal shit - I will still be told that I'm favoring Escobar in the congressional race.

2. At some point, someone is going to say I'm critical of Fenenbock because she's Jewish. They will have nothing to actually base this on of course, but trust me, at some point someone is going to say that. The reality is I'm critical of her because I don't think she is qualified for the position, I think she has a lot of questions to answer, I think she's not really a Democrat, and I resent the fact that she's trying to buy herself a seat. I don't give a shit who or what she does or does not worship.

3. Conspiracy theories. Lots and lots of conspiracy theories. It'll happen and they will likely be the stuff of legend.

Okay, back to the original point of this post since I got distracted with social media.
Remember all you people that were pissed about what I wrote last night about the Fenenbock Flop (I know, it sounds like its the newest line dance sweeping the quinceñera scene in Canutillo)? Y'all got so pissed that I was grasping at straws and that there was nothing wrong with her website, I just didn't know how to read?

Lol, okay.

Well looks like her website got a new look since I wrote about it last night.

Here's a screenshot (there's always a screenshot, right?):

Gone is the (are we sure we want to say this?) line.

Gone is the weird picture that had  'Fuck Trump' and annihilation of Jews sign.

Gone is the pic of the kids from Burges.

Gone is the 11 foot ladder. It was replaced by a 13 foot ladder.

Although I will say she did ad an American flag, an obligatory picture of a brown kid, and she still totes trolls Susie Byrd by including her in pictures on her website. I'm sure the Kelly Ann Karlsruher is texting her frantically to tell her to remove Byrd because he's still sore his buddy Jim got his ass handed to him in the last council election.