Martin Paredes is Jealous

The Flying Monkey errand boy for some behind-the-scenes people in El Paso, Martin Paredes is jealous that he couldn't get anyone to buy an ad on his blog.

There's a reason I call him Fallas Paredes now. Because he's the discounted cheap knock-off of the blogosphere.

Poor Martin is really bothered by the fact that all he does is talk smack about me and he can't sell one lousy ad for $100 on his blog.

Look, its the free market speaking Martin. More people read my blog. I don't like to toot my own horn but lets be real Martin, I'm better at this than you are.

I have better content. I pump out more pieces. I work harder than you. I've forgotten more about local politics than you'll ever know. I know what effective campaigning looks like. You're just an angry man who couldn't cut it here.

But let me offer the little monkey some sage advice to help improve.

Don't suck.

Honestly Martin, I've tried to read through your stuff sometimes and its torture. You take forever to get to a point that all to often you never get around to making. And thats on a good day when you aren't wandering off into the land of conspiracy theories. You can't even get your little photoshop projects right (learn how to spell my name if you're going to use it you dumb monkey)

Reading your blog should be used to get info out of terrorist suspects at Gitmo.

Watching you try to make a salient point is as funny as watching, well, monkeys through poop at each other at the El Paso Zoo.

I swear, if someone asked you what time it was you'd tell them how to build a clock.

Here's what is really gonna bother Monkey Boy...I've already received requests for ads in the election cycle for next year.

Maybe your ads are too high at $100. You're the discount outlet of the blogosphere, you're gonna have to lower your prices. I'd suggest around a nickel. Ten cents if they buy an ad for a whole year. You know, give them an incentive.

But hey, its not a complete loss buddy. You at least have google ads on your blog. You know, like this one:

(Its still funny. When Niland wins Fallas Paredes will take credit for it.)