Top 10 Conspiracies
The more I monitor social media and listen to the "opposition" candidates speak the more I can understand how otherwise smart and rational people can be pulled down their rabbit-hole of crazy.
So I've heard all kinds of conspiracy theories about candidates and who they have to "answer to" and most of the time its just hilarious.
I was inspired to create a list of the top conspiracies involving big shots around town.
The Eagles Signing Tim Tebow - Tebow is white. Some Philadelphia Eagle fans are white. Paul Foster is white. Coincidence? I think not. Tebow was clearly signed by the Philadelphia Eagles because it fits into Paul Foster's agenda.
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 - Clearly this was a plot launched by the MPO. They hate El Paso and made sure that movie was made and then released in El Paso just so they could show how much they want to ruin our lives. Because construction projects by themselves wasn't quite doing it.
Daylight Savings Time - who else would want to steal an hour of sleep away from tax payers than none other than Veronica Escobar? Come on, wake up! Don't be blind. Everyone knows she likes to sing the words "good morning" when she gets to the office in the morning. She very obviously went back in time and gave a former President talking points about it being good for farming just so she had air cover for see covert agenda to steal sleep from tax payers. She must be stopped.
Assassinations of Tupac & Biggie - No mames, you haven't heard this one yet? This has Woody Hunt written all over it. Everyone knows that he hated the East Coast - West Coast rap wars because he prefers rap from the dirty-dirty. Tax payers are tired of Woody Hunt telling us who we can and can't listen to.
And while you're at it, we tax payers are sick and tired of all your philanthropy and giving away of free stuff to the community. Who do you think you are making the tax payers shoulder the burden of your charity!
So I've heard all kinds of conspiracy theories about candidates and who they have to "answer to" and most of the time its just hilarious.
I was inspired to create a list of the top conspiracies involving big shots around town.
The Eagles Signing Tim Tebow - Tebow is white. Some Philadelphia Eagle fans are white. Paul Foster is white. Coincidence? I think not. Tebow was clearly signed by the Philadelphia Eagles because it fits into Paul Foster's agenda.
Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 - Clearly this was a plot launched by the MPO. They hate El Paso and made sure that movie was made and then released in El Paso just so they could show how much they want to ruin our lives. Because construction projects by themselves wasn't quite doing it.
Daylight Savings Time - who else would want to steal an hour of sleep away from tax payers than none other than Veronica Escobar? Come on, wake up! Don't be blind. Everyone knows she likes to sing the words "good morning" when she gets to the office in the morning. She very obviously went back in time and gave a former President talking points about it being good for farming just so she had air cover for see covert agenda to steal sleep from tax payers. She must be stopped.
Assassinations of Tupac & Biggie - No mames, you haven't heard this one yet? This has Woody Hunt written all over it. Everyone knows that he hated the East Coast - West Coast rap wars because he prefers rap from the dirty-dirty. Tax payers are tired of Woody Hunt telling us who we can and can't listen to.
And while you're at it, we tax payers are sick and tired of all your philanthropy and giving away of free stuff to the community. Who do you think you are making the tax payers shoulder the burden of your charity!
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