Dropping Mail

So all the candidates that can afford to drop mail already have. Those that can afford multiple pieces of mail have already sent them and are ready to send more.

Most of the mail I've seen, with the exception of just a couple candidates, suck. 

You know which race where the mail sucks the most? District 1. It's like a shitty mailer contest and the loser wins apparently. 

Here's what you need to understand. The westside voter isn't unique or different than voters anywhere else. I swear if I hear one more wanna-be say "that works on the westside" I'm gonna punch them.

Long-winded pieces with a ton of text don't work. They don't get read. Anyone who tells you they do are lying, stupid, or both.

Sending out ineffective mail is like pissing money away. You might was well get a crayon, write your name and draw a stick figure of yourself, and slap a stamp on it because it will be just as effective. Only the bar napkin mail saves you a ton on design and print costs.

Reason #486 of why I hate the westside.