Football Pools

I'll be brief with this one. While we are all for law and order, surely there is a better use of the sheriff's office resources than taking down the societal "scourge" of football squares.

I don't know too many people that don't participate in a little Super Bowl $unday fun. 

You can probably start in law enforcement offices, the county, the city, and every school district in town.

Good luck with that.

You're going to have to go after a big part of this town if you do so. If not, let's just be honest and say it's a witch hunt after certain people.

It'll be really interesting for all the folks that live out in unincorporated parts of the county. Those resources would really be appreciated in patrols out there. 

But hey, I guess $uper Bowl $quares investigations are a higher priority for the community...