Homeboy / Douche Bag Awards
Okay, its been awhile so lets give out the Homeboy of the Week and Douchebag of the Week Award.
Don't worry, my usual post-election awards are coming later. (Send me your suggestions by the way)
So lets get to the Douchebag of the Week Award first. The voters of Vinton. You have obstructionist members of your town council that make Sunland Park look like a well-oiled machine. Why you people haven't tried to get a recall effort or something else going is beyond me.
Word on the street in Vinton (Yes, the Lion Star Empire extends all the way out to Vinton) is that at least one of the members of town council has a personal relationship with someone involved with a septic tank service. Of course that is unconfirmed...at least until someone in the media starts poking around and asking questions.
For your own good, do something about those people.
Homeboy of the Week Award goes to all the campaign volunteers that worked for candidates or for/against the propositions. Block walking, phone banking, poll-sitting, and driving voters to the polls is hard work and its often a thankless job that few ever even see. Regardless of what campaign you worked on, you made your voice heard. Your work wasn't wasted time if your candidate/issue didn't win. So you all get the Homeboy of the Week Award.
Don't worry, my usual post-election awards are coming later. (Send me your suggestions by the way)
So lets get to the Douchebag of the Week Award first. The voters of Vinton. You have obstructionist members of your town council that make Sunland Park look like a well-oiled machine. Why you people haven't tried to get a recall effort or something else going is beyond me.
Word on the street in Vinton (Yes, the Lion Star Empire extends all the way out to Vinton) is that at least one of the members of town council has a personal relationship with someone involved with a septic tank service. Of course that is unconfirmed...at least until someone in the media starts poking around and asking questions.
For your own good, do something about those people.
Homeboy of the Week Award goes to all the campaign volunteers that worked for candidates or for/against the propositions. Block walking, phone banking, poll-sitting, and driving voters to the polls is hard work and its often a thankless job that few ever even see. Regardless of what campaign you worked on, you made your voice heard. Your work wasn't wasted time if your candidate/issue didn't win. So you all get the Homeboy of the Week Award.
It does. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should just give the award to the obstructionist members of Vinton village council.