Joke of the Day...
You may have seen this, but I got an email today with a funny joke and I just HAD to share it with you all.
This one's for my buddies from College Republicans...
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No', the boy said,
'He works for the Republican Campaign Committee and is trying to get RICK PERRY elected to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.
RELAX PEOPLE, ITS A JOKE. I SEE OBAMA JOKES ALL OVER THE PLACE SO SPARE ME YOUR RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION FOR SOMETHING MORE DESERVING. TRUST ME, AT SOME POINT, I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON...
This one's for my buddies from College Republicans...
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No', the boy said,
'He works for the Republican Campaign Committee and is trying to get RICK PERRY elected to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class.
RELAX PEOPLE, ITS A JOKE. I SEE OBAMA JOKES ALL OVER THE PLACE SO SPARE ME YOUR RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION FOR SOMETHING MORE DESERVING. TRUST ME, AT SOME POINT, I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON...
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