The "Cesspool"
Wouldn't it be ironic if someone who once said the courthouse was a "cesspool" was really speaking from authority?
What kind of authority? Well, wouldn't it be really shitty if the person who called it a cesspool actually once got in trouble for taking a dump near the area where you go through the metal detectors on the 3rd floor of the courthouse? That would be funny and disgusting wouldn't it?
Wouldn't it be hilarious if that person also made a "mess" in the men's room that took a janitor a couple of hours to clean up? Seriously...talk about a shitty job!
It would be even funnier if that person has been walking around the courthouse like their shit don't stink after a recent trial?
Wouldn't it be funny if that person was still allowed to work at the "cesspool" even though they took a dump in an area not meant for such a purpose? I know for a fact that there are consequences for smoking in an area that is not designated for that purpose, so I imagine there has to be a rule against droppin' a deuce in an area not designated for that purpose.
Wouldn't all of that be funny?
Or would it be a sad, sad, commentary?
Still ironic though... Good thing this is all hypothetical right?
What kind of authority? Well, wouldn't it be really shitty if the person who called it a cesspool actually once got in trouble for taking a dump near the area where you go through the metal detectors on the 3rd floor of the courthouse? That would be funny and disgusting wouldn't it?
Wouldn't it be hilarious if that person also made a "mess" in the men's room that took a janitor a couple of hours to clean up? Seriously...talk about a shitty job!
It would be even funnier if that person has been walking around the courthouse like their shit don't stink after a recent trial?
Wouldn't it be funny if that person was still allowed to work at the "cesspool" even though they took a dump in an area not meant for such a purpose? I know for a fact that there are consequences for smoking in an area that is not designated for that purpose, so I imagine there has to be a rule against droppin' a deuce in an area not designated for that purpose.
Wouldn't all of that be funny?
Or would it be a sad, sad, commentary?
Still ironic though... Good thing this is all hypothetical right?
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