Since they are Raza now...
I figure since many proud Republicans are now claiming their Hispanic heritage like Dee Margo and Governor Perry, it got me to thinking.
Since they are new to the club, they need a mentor. They need someone who can show them the ropes. Someone who can show them around the valley, maybe introduce them to some of the businessmen at the Bronco, perhaps take them to boxing matches, or explain who are the rudos in lucha libre.
I figure the only real authority in terms of Hispanic Republicans that they can turn to is Jaime O. Perez, who is a new to the Republican Party, but has been Raza his whole life. I think Jaime should start out with a little vocabulary lesson for his new Hispanic compas.
Spanish words Republicans must know
Sodas- My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.
Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.
Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.
Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your problem? Bish!
Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.
Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!
Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.
Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.
Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.
Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito go.
Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.
Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"
Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!
Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to pick the bishop!
Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!
Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my piece and she got herpes.
Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us to pikachu.
July- You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!
Since they are new to the club, they need a mentor. They need someone who can show them the ropes. Someone who can show them around the valley, maybe introduce them to some of the businessmen at the Bronco, perhaps take them to boxing matches, or explain who are the rudos in lucha libre.
I figure the only real authority in terms of Hispanic Republicans that they can turn to is Jaime O. Perez, who is a new to the Republican Party, but has been Raza his whole life. I think Jaime should start out with a little vocabulary lesson for his new Hispanic compas.
Spanish words Republicans must know
Sodas- My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.
Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.
Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.
Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your problem? Bish!
Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.
Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!
Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.
Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.
Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.
Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito go.
Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.
Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"
Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!
Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to pick the bishop!
Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!
Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my piece and she got herpes.
Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us to pikachu.
July- You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!
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