And Now, Another Storytime with Lucila Najera
If you’ve been keeping up with Lucila Najera over the last few months, you know the campaign has turned into less of a race and more of a… let’s call it a creative writing workshop. Because at this point, we’re not just dealing with spin. We’re dealing with numbers that seem to come from fairy tales, fever dreams, or possibly a broken calculator from 1997. Let’s take a quick stroll down memory lane, shall we? Because she's told so many fairy tales I lost track. Just kidding, here is a list: There was the now-famous “cash-only weddings” situation. First, she said she made about $4,000. Maybe $5,000. You know, just a casual “I’ll ballpark my own income” moment. Then, a few days later, boom, we’re at $10,000. And look, inflation is bad, but it’s not that bad. Now, a reasonable person might think, “Hey, shouldn’t someone know how much money they’re making, especially if they’re, I don’t know… reporting it to the IRS?” But that’s where things get interesting. Because when e...